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deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

if-your-eyes-could-speak:

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

Please stop trying to make us sound like a bunch of ignorant backwater underdevoped cretons.

We call that shit a plaza and you fucking know it.

(Source: flubberwasanokmovie)

unexplained-events:

nytelite:

unexplained-events:

NASA is gearing up to test an inflatable, saucer-shaped vehicle that could help astronauts explore the surface of Mars.
The Low Density Supersonic Decelerator is awaiting its launch (June 3rd 2014) in Hawaii. NASA plans to webcast the demo live, airing video captured by the LDSD test vehicle. 
 

We have become the flying saucers. It is us.

unexplained-events:

nytelite:

unexplained-events:

NASA is gearing up to test an inflatable, saucer-shaped vehicle that could help astronauts explore the surface of Mars.

The Low Density Supersonic Decelerator is awaiting its launch (June 3rd 2014) in Hawaii. NASA plans to webcast the demo live, airing video captured by the LDSD test vehicle. 

 

We have become the flying saucers. It is us.

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heal-by-hope:

chickendips:

I was wating forever for this to come on my dash again.

I will seriously never not reblog this.

heal-by-hope:

chickendips:

I was wating forever for this to come on my dash again.

I will seriously never not reblog this.

(Source: salt4life)

taliabobalia:

dwarferinthetardis:

lillith-thesubmissive:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

(Source: starlorrd)

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

I am also a guy and I am also exactly as calm as this other guy.

(Source: clarkchan1211)

janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

when's your birthday?

Anonymous

celsisus:

September 28th buy me somethin pretty

*puts a bow on my head*
Sorted.

I am 10,000% done with this fucking website

I am 10,000% done with this fucking website

(Source: joydick)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

Fuck

Fuck

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness