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aethracaelis:

adreamerofimpossibledreams:

WAKE UP WORLD #YesAllWomen

That steak analogy is my favorite,

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noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

reichenbach-fallen-angel:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

mothensidhe:

[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen

angel-pancake-of-the-lord

this is great on its own, but then you remember the fact that he was wearing a kilt and it just makes it that much better

(Source: stir-of-echoes)

oscar-is-replying:

erebusatrophyxrp:

lost-minds-and-triggers:

lumanous:

kubikajirii:

akiozoro:

Friendly reminder that you don’t always know what’s going on on the other side of the screen…

I really worry sometimes people might be like this when talking to them

please if you’re a friend or anyone really and you’re ever upset like this don’t try and hide it, I’m always willing to be a shoulder to cry on :c

basically.

I’ve done this so many times, it’s depressing.

Please.
If any of you are ever down and ever need anyone to talk to
Tell me
I’m always, -always- open to talk
And even if I’m not, I know people who will be.
Seriously.

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This is for anyone who have ever felt this way.

(Source: bonus--level)

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

Okay, I know this is random, but my boyfriend really wants me to start rimming him after I finish and that just sounds disgusting to me. How do I even go about doing this?

Anonymous

Your scars don’t show through your skin, they show through your eyes

- A psychic I went to today told me this and never even saw my arms (via thinsquids)

(Source: emilyologist)

eilataneam:

I have been finding some good quality porn lately. Damn.

I’ve been putting out quality performances what can I say

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

ginnabean:

Is it time to rename “dystopian lit” as “realistic fiction” yet

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

  • things that make me happy: anime
  • things that make me sad: anime

isolated-roots:

rbookbakes:

ghdos:

ayetheangelking:

ikantenggelem:

Comic crossover art.

So much awesome.

Grand Theft Auto: Gotham City sounds like the hardest shit ever though. I need Rockstar to hop on that real quick.

CALVIN AND HOBBES
WHY DONT YOU JUST STAB ME INSTEAD?

I love these so much

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

I don’t think a dishwasher would get all that crust off.

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

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cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet